This is a parody of what happens online via incredibly stupid youtube comments…..this is a funny hypothetical example. Enjoy.
I have been noticing that the quality of my poems have been degraded and turned into a pablum-like mush of tasteless thoughts: in short, I hope to recover your senses by offering you more interesting posts.
Now, dear readers, even if you feel the need to contradict me, please keep your rebuttals to yourself, as all unhappy poets are something of a whiplashing tornado and do not stop metaphorically thrashing until they are fully satisfied with their work.
—the profusely apologizing Golden Star Poetry
DEER GOLDEN STAR POETRY
i don know wat u mean. ur posts r awsom and they r soo well rittin!! omg!! y r u so hard on urself?
not only have you gone against my wishes and rebutted, but you have also given me the staggering task of deciphering your incredibly bad spelling. Well, I wont hurt you too badly for rebutting, the word was probably not in your vocabulary, which, as we all know, is quite marvelously large. However, I really would appreciate it if you stopped commenting on this post. Thank you.
Golden Star Poetry
whaaa? i don know what…..like…r u insulting me?….cuthat’s meeeannn. ;-(
The same reeder